The Glass Walking-Stick
A MAJOR study has confirmed the existence of salivating, murderous clowns lurking under the bed of every child, Britain's parents said last night.
Now you've scared me. I won't be able to go to bed tonight. And I'd only just got over my fear of unicyclists in my wardrobe. :(
All you can really do is let their tyres down when they're not looking...
how can we get rid of them, how can we get rid of them, how can we get rid of them???? :)))
We can only hope they'll get tired of being psychopathic freaks and take up politics instead...
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