Vegetation is made of purest evil. Every time I cut my privet, the next day I have a splitting headache and a vague numbness of the digits. I swear it's determined to kill me before I kill it.
Very true, Steve. And Superman thinks he's fighting an endless battle? He's got no idea. Has he ever wrestled with a lethal pyrocanthus? No. No, he hasn't.
Very appropriate, being as how I have spent so much time myself recently wrestling with the jungle iny own gatden! Apologies for my lack of comments this summer, but I HAVE read and enjoyed all your posts now!
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Blue fingers? I thought you followed Bruce Banner when it came to green-fingered tendencies!
No, Bruce and I only share a fondness for ripped purple trousers and widespread urban devastation...
Vegetation is made of purest evil. Every time I cut my privet, the next day I have a splitting headache and a vague numbness of the digits. I swear it's determined to kill me before I kill it.
Very true, Steve. And Superman thinks he's fighting an endless battle? He's got no idea. Has he ever wrestled with a lethal pyrocanthus? No. No, he hasn't.
Very appropriate, being as how I have spent so much time myself recently wrestling with the jungle iny own gatden! Apologies for my lack of comments this summer, but I HAVE read and enjoyed all your posts now!
Gardening? Bah! I eat giant hogweed for breakfast.
@John
No need to apologise. As you can see from the time it's taken for me to answer your comment I haven't been on here much either :-)
@Kid
Giant hogweed? I can't eat that stuff - it gives me such indigestion!
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