Randomiser VIII

The long-lost Randomiser returns for a new year of psychologically scary excursions into the dark recesses of my alleged "mind".

Randomness 1:

Searching through endless piles of bank statements, bills, final demands etc. for my latest MOT certificate ( didn't find it ) I came across a scrap of paper with a list of strange names in my handwriting. I've got no idea who these people are/were/should be, but they sound like the coolest mobsters from Groovetown: Whiskey Stretton, Hugo Delaney, Clarence Diamond, Midnight Anderson and Sergio Majestic. If any of these people are reading this I've never heard of any of you and I certainly don't know where that black suitcase full of used fivers went to.....

Randomness 2:

I'm obviously a very strange aardvaark but I'm constantly fascinated by those "word verification" words that pop up in the Comment section on Blogger. My latest fave is "exismsma", possibly some kind of consciousness-expanding psychedelic mixed with baby food.....

Randomness 3:

Ah, Firefly.....

Randomness 4:

From The Department Of Insanity: Sophie and I went into ye olde phone shoppe yesterday to hopefully sort out the lack of signal on her mobile phone. The guy behind the counter had to ring a helpdesk, but he had to make the call from inside the stock cupboard because he couldn't get a signal on his phone. Thank you Tesco, every little helps.....

Soundtrack: loadsa old skool Hip Hop from Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, Full Force, Afrika Bambaataa, Grandmaster Flash etc. etc.